Kim WISHES she was Khaleesi #NoDragons

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

ja-mbles:

tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is

wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:

Going to check out a blog.

Music starts playing.

“Ugh, I hate autoplay” you say. But the back button doesn’t work. The exit button doesn’t work.

You recognize the music.

The Rains of Castamere.

greenmariosmansion:

everyone likes catbug but my favorite bravest warriors character is definitely paralyzed horse

hotstraightboy:

hotstraightboy:

im going to be a reverse prostitute where i pay people to have sex with me

i dont need this

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

pityreblogs:

i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone