December 2011
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Person: you're ugly
Me: okay
Person: you're stupid
Me: okay
Person: you're fat
Me: okay
Person: your music taste sucks
Me: bitch do you want to die
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Anonymous asked: Dear *anyone*, 12/29/11
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hanksypanky:
i wonder what it would be like to motorboat chris evans
the-face-of-broe:
I just realized the Mayans weren’t counting down to the end of the world. They were counting down to The Hobbit.
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"there's no seven on a die"
deedeedeebee:
NATHAN YOU’RE SO STUPID LOL
IT’S OKAY, THE DEPRESSION LEFT IN THE WAKE OF HIS ABSENCE LESSENS
…over time…
;________;
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Anonymous asked: Dear *anyone*, 12/27/11
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Anonymous asked: Dear *anyone*, 12/26/11
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Walking with new clothes
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Waiting for the parents to stop using the TV and go to bed so I can finally play Skyrim.
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notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
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saddeer:
thank god for autocorrect
without it i almost sent “ghjdsofszd” instead of “oinvdrsfeadjwskx”
how fucking embarrassing
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
ohshucksitspam:
oh i love tumblr
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1707. Rudy telling Virtue Girl "I thought we were...
misfitsconfessions:
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I get home from work and Cia has spammed Buffy...
roseshell:
THE LORD AND LADY ARE NOT PLEASED
SUCK IT LORD AND LADY
I DO WHAT I WANT
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