April 2012
March 2012
George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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robotverve:
conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and...
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pambeeskneesley:
one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
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Pretend yourself in the hungergames being...
Ceasar: tell me is there a special guy back home?
you: no not really
Ceasar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face a pretty lady as you. Tell me
you: well there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
Ceasar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHHAHA
you: Thank but I don't think winning is going help me at all
Ceasar: and why not
you: because ... he's is fictional
roseshell asked: ALL. Or 6, 10, 27, 29, 31, 34 (I'm guessing like 4 inches), 35, 39, 41, 46, and 49.
dia-dhuit:
honest-spy:
digitonicelectronic:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look,...
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The 7 Seeds manga needs to crank out more...
I just.
I just.
DETAILS: So, on Parks, the cast always seems to be having a ton of fun.
Adam Scott: You don't have fun at work? You work for Details. You sit around and talk about hot dudes like Channing Tatum. That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass. Sorry for everything I just said.
annachibi:
josheeta:
when cato died someone started clapping and then someone else shouted out to them WHEN YOU DIE IM GOING TO START CLAPPING
I hope I get an audience like yours.
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ASS HARASSED
hellhounds-ate-my-pie:
catbountry:
smellestine:
beesmygod:
megasonger:
diarrheaheartfailure:
freud-was-a-toker:
New synonym for butthurt.
RECTAL RAGNOROK
Is the one I reserve for special occasions.
RUMP RAGED
I don’t often use it because of reasons, but the synonyms are a lot of fun
booty busted
fanny frustrated
Sphincter shocked.
anally antagonized
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aww-yiss:
motherhonker:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
#I don’t even have to sit down
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autumnalequinox:
today at work this girl wanted to get her ears pierced so i was showing her the earrings we had to choose from and i asked her if she had a nickel sensitivity and she goes “nipple sensitivity???? not that i know of………..”
i couldn’t stop laughing
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Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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