May 2012
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“HE WITH THE LONGEST HAIR IS THE BIGGEST PIMP.” -HAIR SWISH-
May 1st
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Ew ew ew, skeevy white-haired brother-dude stop molesting your cute tiny sister, okay?
May 1st
STARTING GAME OF THRONESSSSS.
Be prepared for some live blogging/blarghing.
May 1st
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April 2012
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moraniarty: you’re walking in the wood there is no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him                                                                                          shia labeouf
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Listenisecretlylikeonedirection: sarvel: I searched...
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When you want someone to go away: I do desire we become better strangers.
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“There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.”
– C. S. Lewis (via jack-drinks-jack)
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