boywithbutt: you wake up one morning and you’re surrounded by the ghost of every spider you ever killed
esmethenotsogreat: annathemarmotqueen: why is everyone on tumblr so attractive how can i be attractive what’s the html code is there a tutorial to be attractive it was on megaupload TOO SOON
pepsie: puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one” ME LAST NIGHT GETTING MY TOUHOUS MUSIC
mothbaby: if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
siriuslyslytherin: allyoubeautifulfreaks: the key to friendship is caps lock #IF I SHOUT AT YOU IT MEANS I LOVE YOU DEARLY
Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new... →
radiantasthemockingjay: wonderarity: fyeahlilbitoeverything: electrophilic: assmeister: Air Manipulation :O Sleep Manipulation Nerve Manipulation. Bow before me. Photography vision. Tim Drake you jelly? mind exchange Environmental Manipulation. I am an everything-bender.
I am nobody, who are you?: Zombie apocalypse... →
the-starkster: lonelywerewolfgirl: dariadixon: ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport 5/21:…
Okay so this all feels very weird. It doesn’t feel like summer vacation at all Mostly because I still have that creeping feeling of shame that comes when I go onto Tumblr and should be doing school work.
330711 replied to your post: Why are you so bad at being Irish???? omg I forgot what sleeping seed was in hawaiian, WHAT WAS IT KIKI? MAKAPIAPIA. The greatest word ever. :DD
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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis: stillnot-ginger: starshiprangerjess: 2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine: #because Harry’s an idiot that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER...
tltty: I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it