if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
i want to be so hard core that when i’m on my period the only thing that will come out of my vagina is death metal
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
I wanted to play the Pokemon fusion thing…
And I made a
creepy pokemon from hellCutails~CUTAIL, THE SPIRIT POKEMON
Cutails are guardians of the dead. Their role is two fold, ensuring that Ghost Pokemon do not menace the world of the Living, and ensuring the living do not anger the souls of the Dead. They have been known to curse those who willingly desecrate shrines or instigate Ghost Pokemon with bad luck. Alternatively, they also protect and bless those who aid in protecting sites of great importance to spirits. It is said that any who see their true face will serve a Cutails forever from the sheer beauty that lies beneath.
ABILITIES: Justified: Raises Attack when hit by a Dark-type move.
Notable Moves: Fox FIre, Curse, Shadow Ball, Flame Charge
This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.
Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.
I have located a dildon’t
HOLY CANNOLI
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